{"id":898,"date":"2011-04-20T17:55:38","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T01:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/?p=898"},"modified":"2014-02-24T18:03:50","modified_gmt":"2014-02-25T02:03:50","slug":"wafting-allure-of-hops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wafting-allure-of-hops\/","title":{"rendered":"Wafting Fragrance of Hops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><div id=\"attachment_909\" style=\"width: 285px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wafting-allure-of-hops\/domperignonwhitegold\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-909\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-909\" src=\"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/DomPerignonWhiteGold-275x300.jpg\" alt=\"Dom Perignon White Gold\" title=\"Dom Perignon White Gold\" width=\"275\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-909\" srcset=\"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/DomPerignonWhiteGold-275x300.jpg 275w, https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/DomPerignonWhiteGold-137x150.jpg 137w, https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/DomPerignonWhiteGold-11x12.jpg 11w, https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/DomPerignonWhiteGold.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-909\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dom Perignon White Gold<\/p><\/div>On a recent wilderness photography hike I kept getting wafts of an odd scent. Was the mysterious odor in my clothes, or hat? After a few hours a light went on as I recognized the smell as beer. That was odd, because I don\u2019t drink beer.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Taking a shower afterwards and still smelling the beer I realized the scent wasn\u2019t from my clothes \u2013 it was coming from my hair. More precisely from a new hair conditioner recommended by a girl friend; a woman\u2019s hair conditioner. (Hey why not? I\u2019ve spent years trying to find a good conditioner.)<\/p>\n<p>It rapidly dawned on me &#8211; that is a darn clever sales tactic: A woman\u2019s hair smells like beer \u2013 and men in bars flock to her ! Apparently women have used actual beer in their hair for years intentionally, though I&#8217;ve never heard anyone admit to this particular line of reasoning.<\/p>\n<p>Of course the more discerning woman&#8217;s hair should have a fragrance of a fine Chablis, or better yet Dom Perignon White Gold. <\/p>\n<p>None of those would work on me though, since I don&#8217;t imbibe. (There&#8217;s a reason they call it &#8220;in<u><i>toxic<\/i><\/u>ating.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Me? I probably couldn&#8217;t walk past a woman wearing the scent of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a recent wilderness photography hike I kept getting wafts of an odd scent. Was the mysterious odor in my clothes, or hat? After a few hours a light went on as I recognized the smell as beer. That was odd, because I don\u2019t drink beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[58,59,57],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","tag-beer","tag-cookie-dough-ice-cream","tag-dom-perignon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2368,"href":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions\/2368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inspiringlandscapes.com\/blogimg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}